The Year Log ! [2008]

 

The Year Log!

On the last day of another year passing by, I thought i should log into my page some things that would mark the year.
Friends, I made - 3 The figure is really beguiling : D
Revived Old relations - NONE, Don’t even want to, I want to move at a pace, so that past should never be able to catch me। Bygone is Bygone.

Met Old folks - 5, All of them were high school guys. Ok, so-called friends, some them haven’t changed at all, some have got overly matured (rather, have become indifferent), and some can still be as good as high school days.
Feelings - Being a human, I am bound to have, but I am striving hard to wean myself off these. (Sounds big?? :P, Meet me the day I scribble "Successfully Evolved" on this very page)
Being indifferent to every God damn thing in this world is a treasure, trust me.

Relationship - It’s been a discovery channel, you get both kinds of things, some of them foul but some have real good fragrance. Its been kind of the same experience when you drug yourself more, you like it at the same time you repent injecting so much into your heart.
Lessons Learnt - "Learn more to survive better". "Stop being an advocate of sloth".
Resolutions for the next year - Great guys don’t talk :D


Commandments issued in the interest of general public for the following 365 days:

(1) Fuck off, If you feel I am a jerk.
(2) For God's sake STOP poking your extra long nose in my affairs.

(3) IF you are under the impression that befriending me is a business, which you can employ to exploit my resources, stick a bullet-proof jacket to your chest, I really might shoot you right in the head the coming year.

(4) When I am sitting silent, I am NOT thinking against you. I am just trying to whet my brains.
(5) I might come to you with a book that I might write this year, "Assholes of the Century", Do sign into it. I am planning to collect autographs of all the samples I base the book upon, I request you not to deprive me of that honor.
(6) Buy me some "common sense" from the Food Mart. I am really hungry for that, for whatever questions that I have, people answer, “Its common sense”. I must have missed that corridor where you guys were vaccinated for "Use-your-brains" virus, before actually being discarded to this planet.

(7) If you want to defeat me use logic, no considerations for emotions please. Trust me, I am modest :)
(8) When I talk sex, don’t frown at me, have you ever thought which of your parents' mistake brought you here? SAY NO TO HYPROCRISY. As our culture doesn't teach you to be one.
(9) STOP contradicting your own statements, I feel bad when I pick it up. :P


Feathers in my Cap received from real gentlemen

"Perfect Jackass" - Do you remember? I was laughing my nuts out when you complimented me with this। Refer to commandment #2, I wrote it just for you।

"You can do nothing in life" - Talk to me after 5 years. ALL commandments were targeted at you. But anyways, you were an inspiration. Thanks for that. :)
And haan, you better commit suicide; I'll get you the cyanide.

"You're a Misogynist, don’t ever marry" - You sure, you talking about the breed? And listen, I WILL marry :D .

"Knit picker" - Sorry!! :( I sincerely deserved this one. :D wont pick your knit again...;) ha ha.... Read commandment# 9. Exclusively for you.

By the way, gentlemen, just to inform you, Some expert hands flicked my mobile phone :(, I have lost all the contacts. CIA, Mossad, FBI, ISI, RAW and the Scotland Yard guys are really bothered about the whereabouts of my phone and hey….Al-Qaeda guys, If you reading this, do be mannered enough to gimme back my phone, I loved it :(

.........So the dice rolls, sit tight, ENJOY LIFE!!

oh forgot.......Rock for the next 365 days :) Have a blast, everyday...........Cheers!!!!!

The No Asshole Rule.

Well, :) back again to bullshit, but i'd swear again this time , it'll make sense if you would try to use even a pint of your gray matter. After Dennis Leary's famous number "I am an Asshole"!! I got  another sensible retort (okay!! for that matter, much more than a retort). So, if you tired of giving RedHat, Oracle, Sun, Microsoft certification exams, I highly recommend you to take this certification exam http://electricpulp.com/guykawasaki/arse/

 

Syllabi : http://maisonbisson.com/blog/post/11786   :)

Infact I would say that this test should be mandated for every induction program that any company conducts for its fresh batch of scape goats. [Oops!! sorry , Graduate Trainee Engineers!! :P]. And next time you witness your boss blabbering the usual stuff - gather guts and refer to him the  " must read" The No Asshole Rule. Its a social bible. Hats off to Bob Sutton!!

Great Going Commerades!!
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I am WORST at what I do the BEST and for this GIFT i feel BLESSED. -- Nirvana

Bingo!!!

Greatness about this post??... An act of usurp, a defiance again!!... :)
Some great IT minds at my office  think,  they can get pesky to stop me from bloggin.. :) but I am writin again , aint that Cool?!?!  It aint no hackin buddy, its google uncle again .! :) I LOVE "google", I LOVE "opensource"....

I know the IT guys must be readin this too as m typin it..so I gotta a gift 4 ya Dude... - [ my finger..],it says, "UP UR's" :D

 

I wish the implicitly legal IT-spying, in companies, is also accompanied with some  EDUfuckinCATION, GOD! tell them "Orkut" maybe "Personals and Dating"... blogspot'z NOT!!!  How can that shitty, sick "websense" box call it datin?? :O --- Damn the policy-makers!!
 

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I am WORST at what I do the BEST and for this GIFT i feel BLESSED. -- Nirvana

My Wish List…

I want FREEDOM! – U chain me, and I’ll find ways to break it off or break your bones.
I want to EVOLVE! – If you help me in this, you’ll be my GOD!, and by HIS grace I already have one.
I want Challenges!
I want to be MYSELF!
I’ll rather choose to Live on the Edge – ‘Cuz I hate morons!
I want my GOD to always be “in” me!
Call me an Asshole – I’ll love it, if u mean it.
I want you to say- “You are Good-for-nothing” to me – I’ll be impressed.
I want to be all ALONE – That’s how I find the best in me.

U’ll be my best pal, if u gimme any one of these.

[ If u think, m crazy, Drop yourself in an ocean, that’s exactly why God made so many of them along with you. ]



What I don’t want u to give me …

…is Zeal - I know how to produce that for myself in enough quantities!
….is Advices, as to how to deal with people – I am confident enough, I have it in me.
….is Emotions and Kisses – They penetrate right within and are Carcinogenic.
….is Promises – If at all you mean it, I’ll read it right on your face.
Words are used for fools, I am sorry, I am not one.
….ur Company – I am not gregarious, goats are.
….ur Sympathy – I’ll do it for you.


What I don’t want you to say to me is “You’re NOT Courteous”- If I am not able to make it, I WONT fake it either.

What I don’t want you to say to me is “You’re Cool!” – I am confident I am! I don’t need your approval. I hate being labeled!

What I don’t want you to say to me is “You’re Intelligent!” – I know what percentage of gray matter I have and what of it I use, your sarcasm shall be backfired with proper artillery!

What I don’t want you to ask me is “How you doing??” – If your faculty of vision isn’t proper, that shouldn’t be by botheration.

WHAT I DON’T WANT YOU TO THINK is –“HUH!?!, This smart ass thinks, he is a perfectionist”—
Sooner or later you’ll have to believe my words!!


My deep-hearted thanks to the almighty who made me the way I am – I love U. and I love myself!
Curahee!! 4 all those my-kind!!

Natural self is sexier.

Is social acceptance neccesary? Nah!!! I am not much confused on this. Well, I strongly feel its about being true. Being true to yourself and your commitments.Now, this "true" again is like Einsteins' principle of relativity, takes different shapes, sizes, colors depending upon the parameters that you have set for yourself. A majority of times, when people are preaching the "tact of living with oneself", to their friends, close ones, kids ('n' times like this when m writin this), they boil down to decent, maybe, well thought conclusions, solutions to any damn problem on this planet,the question lies in the later part of their behavior- Do they follow their own "feasible" solutions?? I guess, No.

And, something like "How to be true to yourself in 21 days", would be the wierdest thing to write or suggest. Its about talking to your Instincts and Conscience.Both reside in our physical selves, one is raw and the other is polished.Society creates or decides none. And this is the best part of nature, I feel, irrespective of all the civilization that we keep boasting amongst ourselves, we seldom have a control over what we do, most of the times it has to be what the "other people" (society) would like. We act for a social acceptance.Again perspectives at action though, but I believe exposing our natural self has more intensity than any kind of masking.


Since we are genetically rational, we dont run the risk of sabotaging our own "Image" if we expose our natural self.I wonder at times, why at all do people take up pretentions?? Natural behavior is more alluring,sexier. Moreover, pretentions are never fun, as there is always a background processing done in our brains, which will time and again make them realize that all they're establishing of themselves are hollow. But who cares?!? as it is really easy to supress the voice of our conscience, there is never a question of a physical proof of doing that as well.


Very few here actually live for the society, everybody lives for their own selves, then why the hypocrisy???Most of us when talk, talk as if we were the utmost beneficiary of the societies we live in, whereas all of us know that all those big "talks" were for the company of the drunk men and had nothing to do with anybody's actual concern.The closest that you can compare the society is your clothes. We dont live with our clothes gentlemen, even when they stick to us 24x7.Its the conscience that we live with,its the judgement that we make, we live with.


So anything which is "social" is shedable,ephimeral!! Now, the choice becomes pretty simple, since it is preached to - "Live as if there is no tommorow...", why do we have to push ourselves so hard, so often, to such extremes that we tend to loose our individuality??


Next time when you have the slightest inkling while making a decision, hold on for a few seconds and think over, U deciding it for your conscience or for the society.


May the ruler be the Conscience,
and the killer be your Confidence.

Curahee 4 all who hate Hypocrisy!!

An Ode to mice.

Its like a mice in a maze,
searching for his own face
tryin to hunt down his ace
He is stuck on these
the chocolate,cherry and the cheese .


Just started has "the race"
and he never has no base,
but he wants his face, so bad.
All other guys are set for a shot
He is fuckin confused,
and confusion is all that he has got
Tries to run around, writes down in pain
Wondering,If a few html is all that I gain
then its all in vain!! And a Big time shame.


Maybe I was on the right track [FM]
but certainly on the wrong train. [~FM]
And
Its like a engine in the drain
no power, no code but my own reign.


I want to give this song a positive end
Maybe, it kick starts just below the bend
maybe, right then when it seems a dead end
Lots of questions now, but its just a dream
Let me sleep now, mommy,
when I wake up,I just wont scream!


I'll kick hard till I shine
you can call me a nut now
but I shall NOT ever whine.
If HE is the truth,I'll get it through the shine
and if you call it off
M gonna re-assure myself with time
that maybe you were right sometime but I am bound to shine.


Though the mice is new in the maze
Maybe, Its all a haze now, 'cuz of the phase now
Someday the mice will fly right in the sky
maybe he'll take time to rhyme and mime
And, did I tell you, he is bound to spark a Blitzkrieg ??


[
Unneccesary Assertion:
A crap is a crap only until its not in the rap (recognized)
So, When I zap the gap (succeed), wont even stay to hear ur tap (Wow!!s)
For the time being, SHUT UP!!,and just dont yap!!!
]


Unnecessary Companion text to the Ode:
Chocolate – Career Success/Name ‘n’ fame /Money
Cherry – Sex/Libido
Cheese – Emotions, it’s the tornado which leaves the mice in a state as lumpy as a piece of cheese.
HTML pages – refers to the blog.
"below the bend"- the point of time when he feels to give up, as he cannot "bend" under the pressure of performing
rhyme - to live as he desires, but in sync with the rest of the world
mime - necessary hypocrisy that he has to adopt to sail smooth in this "society"
[FM] = phrases directly/indirectly stolen from Styles of Beyond,(FM).Believe Me.

No Fuel..No Fire..But lots of Desire.

I feel its a time to mark, have no words of mine, so I choose to borrow 'em from some guys I admire, to say some I have to say

[
Hey, I used to have a little bit of a plan
Use ta' Have a concept of where I stand
But that concept slipped right outta my hand
And nowI don't really even know who I am
Yo
What do I have to say
Maybe I should do
What I have to do to break free'
N whatever happens to youWe'll see
But it's not gonna happen with me
......
........
..........
Back then
I thought you were just like me
Somebody who could see all the pain I see
But youProved to me unintentionally
That you would self destruct eventually
Now I'm thinkin' like the mistake I made doesn't hurt
But its not gonna work
'Cause it's really much worse
Than I thought
I wished you were something you were not
And now this guilt is really all that I got
....
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.......
] - Styles of Beyond (FM), Believe Me.

No Pain, 4 all with me!!!